“Doesn’t Run Well With Others”

To all my fellow solo-runners: I promise to never invite you on a run.

Photo by Warren Wong on Unsplash

My parents would never let me forget that I was the class distractor from day one.

I might’ve played well with others, but I never ran well with others.

1. I can’t keep my mouth shut

2. When I run with you, I run for two

3. I run weird.

Parents, if you’re reading this, I was born this way, and no, it’s not a phase.

20-something writing from my Facebook marketplace-adopted desk in Harlem * Sender of ‘That’s Gay’, the newsletter * https://linktr.ee/tillkaeslin

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